[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]
“Are we going to thrive? Are we going to thrive, Goosey, or are we going to wither? Are we going to thrive within the framework of the system or in spite of it? Ouch! That’s right, Goosey. I feel pain. I feel many types of pain.”
—My dad talking to our dog, Goose, first thing in the morning
dietician: [common food or product] is bad for you/carcinogenic/etc
other dietician: no, youre wrong. evidence says its good
me: *sweating and pointing gun between them*
dietician: bread is bad for you
me: *shoots that one*
this post was made by BIG BREAD
please point me to the big bread mentioned
dudeurcoolerthanavintagecassette:
When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor
So 2016 is SO bad that it made the creator of this meme give us an alternative version of “This is Fine”.
”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.
people who put video tutorials online for literally everything are the backbone of this society i would be nowhere without the comfort that whenever i don’t know how to do something painfully simple i can look it up like i bet i could look up ‘how to preheat the oven’ and there’d be endless videos and i never have to look like a complete idiot again. thank you all for saving my life